Sunday, December 17, 2006

A Whole Lotta Stuff Happened!!

  • Erin dies.
  • Josh works out.
  • Special Jonny freaks.
  • Kendall, Bianca, Babe and Dani work.
  • J.R. complains.
  • Zach hallucinates.
  • Ryan cries?
Who will the killer get next? Anybody got any spoilers? Read at your own risk here.

12/15/06 Podcast

Monday, December 11, 2006

Who Knew Yoga Could Kill?

  • Simone Torres: death by Downward Facing Dog pose.
  • Krystal inspires a new line of pleather maternity wear.
  • Real World: Pine Valley debuts.
  • Hey Sean & Colby - Aruba sure is nice this time of year!

A serial killer? Seriously? Air your grievances here.

12/8/06 Podcast

Monday, December 04, 2006

A Week of Self-Discovery and Hidden Talents....

  • Babe realizes that she can't really love both J.R. and Josh at the same time.
  • Kendall discovers that Ryan has some powerful lil' swimmers.
  • Mini-hands Julia finds an alternative use for her mini-hands.
  • In addition to television production, medicine and cosmetics marketing, Josh is also really good at arts and crafts.

How you feelin' Zarf so far? Post your thoughts here.

12/1/06 Podcast

Monday, November 27, 2006

Rough & Tumble Redneck Rumble!

  • Erica "Joan Crawford" Kane gives J.R. a verbal whoopin'.
  • "Coma" J.R. takes David down handily.
  • David hits Kendall right in the ego.
  • Tipsy Tad tries (and fails) to hit everybody else.

Will you care less about Emma if she belongs to Annie? Post your thoughts here.

11/24/06 Podcast

Monday, November 20, 2006

This Week: A PVP Personal Plea to the AMC Execs...

  • Bring back libidozone!
  • Zarf???
  • Puhleeeze get Mini-Hands Julia a coat.

Krystal and Babe will need a new trailer soon -- got any leads? Post your thoughts here.

11/17/06 Podcast

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Give the Daytime Audiences What They Want!

  • Another character in a coma!
  • Another custody battle on the way!
  • No sex scenes! (Unless you count the Babe & Josh flashbacks.)

I'm practicing my syllogisms: "Annie" is to "Ryan" as "Holly Hobbie" is to "G.I. Joe." Discuss here.

11/10/06 Podcast

Sunday, November 05, 2006

"Maybe we should, like, see a marriage counselor?"

  • Babe tells J.R the truth about Josh.
  • Oh my god!! Kemma gets stolen! Can you believe it? A baby stolen on All My Children?! Nuts!!
  • A teen cheese party goes awry.

Okay, Carla from Kentucky, here's your poll: why the heck *is* Binks back? To pierce our eardrums? Or will she actually have a storyline? Post your hypotheses here.

11/3/06 Podcast

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Ola! From Rio.

We were on vacation last week but we'll be back with a new show as soon as we cram in 10 episodes of AMC!

Ate logo!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

If the DNA doesn't fit...

  • Spray-Tannie won't quit: Kemma & "Mommy" are on the run.
  • Maybe Cranky Binks can borrow Miranda's binky?
  • Looks like it's Zendall - for now.

Your weekly poll: Will you miss David? Post your musings here.

10/20/06 Podcast

Saturday, October 14, 2006

"A Little Child Shall Lead Them..."

  • "Hey, can I hold Emma for a minute?"
  • Colby learns how to spell "statutory."
  • Krystal's baby isn't Tad's. Seriously - Krystal would know if it was.

Your weekly poll: What the hell should we nickname Annie? Bland-ie? Post your thoughts here.

10/13/06 Podcast

Monday, October 09, 2006

Tad Did It

  • Tad & Zach: Confessions of Two Dangerous Minds.
  • Josh & Babe: Get a room! (No, seriously -- get a room.)
  • Colby learns how to pee on a stick.
Your weekly poll: Where is Special Lily? Mini-hands Julia? Post your thoughts here.

10/06/06 Podcast

Sunday, October 01, 2006

He's "Tad to the Bone"

  • Tad takes the stand - and breaks Dixie's heart.
  • Zrendall? JRoshabe??
  • Sorry viewers - Colby's back.

Your weekly poll: Who is Krystal's baby-daddy? Or an even better question: how long before we find out who the baby-daddy is? Place your bets here.

09/29/06 Podcast

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Babe & Josh Feel Like Makin' Love....

  • Kendall & Ryan feel like makin' out.
  • Jamie & Julia feel like makin' friends.
  • Colby feels like makin' a sandwich.

Your weekly poll: Where's Aidan? Do you even care? Post
your vote here.

09/22/06 Podcast

Monday, September 18, 2006

PVP on MySpace

The Pine Valley Podcast is now part of the MySpace community. Make sure you add us as a friend!

Can I Borrow the Keys to the Yacht, Uncle Jackson?

  • Myrtle and Palmer Heat Up the Screen -- Sizzle!
  • Special Johnny Kills Again!
  • Hey, has anyone seen Colby? Oooh--Jello shots!

Your weekly poll: Jomanda or Jolily? Post your vote here.

09/15/06 Podcast

Friday, September 08, 2006

SORAS (Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome) causes confusion in Pine Valley!

  • "Jesse McCartney! You've got to get back to the future!"
  • Kendall gets Dixed.
  • Safari Jeff gets a new jacket.
Your weekly poll, as promised: who's your favorite All My Children child character? Post your vote here.

09/08/06 Podcast

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Which has better security: the Pine Valley police station, or Zach's casino?

Post your vote here.
  • Phew! It's a good thing Tad carries a penlight!
  • Oh no he din't! Zach lies to Kendall (for the 87th time).
  • Babe plays with her brand-new Josh-in-the-Box.

09/01/06 Podcast.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Monday, August 07, 2006

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Keep the tray table up, Babe.

  • JR is a party-pooper.
  • Madden Airlines: The only way to fly.
  • Special Johnny Busted for not being Special!
07/28/06 Podcast.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Who's a better Josh? Colin Egglesfield or Taylor Crawford?

Post your vote here!

  • Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, box under a park bench to box under a park bench....
  • Babe believes J.R., er, uh, she doesn't believe J.R., er, uh....
  • Have Kendall & Ryan won Publisher's Clearing House?
07/21/06 Podcast

Monday, July 17, 2006

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Monday, June 26, 2006

Hey, those are new loafers!

  • J.R. and Josh make an R. Kelly video
  • Who is feeding Dr. Madden?
  • Sass-off at Fusion.
6/23/06 Podcast.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Dr. Madden Would Kill for an iPod Right Now.

6/9/06 Podcast.
  • Rip Van Kendall Awakes!
  • Del Hates Boats!
  • Who the Heck is so "in" with the Pine Valley Parks Department that they are able to bury Dr. Madden alive under a park bench?

Monday, June 05, 2006

Somebody Give Special Johnny an Aspirin!

6/2/06 Podcast.
  • Jack vs. The Metal Detector
  • Dr. Madden's extremely slow getaway
  • Dixie and Tad too lazy to walk, burn down National Forest

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Lily & Johnny Sure Love that Hanky

5/26/06 Podcast.
  • JR's Wonderful Life
  • Dixie comes clean with Tad
  • Special Johnny bangs his head

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Erica Kane's SWAT Team --- Assemble!

5/19/06 Podcast.
  • Babe squeals like a pig
  • Erica's commandos try to storm Kendall's room
  • Zany mismatched detectives Aidan and Special Johnny search for Lily

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Coming Soon to Pine Valley?

Keep track of your Pine Valley toddler with these stylish GPS-enabled tracker bracelets!

Better safe than sorry.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

K-k-k-Kendall's in a K-k-koma!

5/12/06 podcast.
  • Trapped in the Closet: Dixie & Zach & a tank of Nitrogen
  • Kendall's in a coma I know, I know, it's serious
  • Special Lily vs. the Backstreet Boys in NYC.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Pine Valley Podcast Debut!

5/5/06 Episode Here.
  • Wedding Bells for Kendall
  • Special Lily in Times Square
  • Oh, how JR has fallen