Speaking of Rewriting History...

• Greenlee grovels.
• Ryan whines.
• Kendall comforts.
• Di gets air time.

In the spirit of "positivity," is there anyone out there who actually likes NuGreenlee? Put it out there, here. (We won't hold it against you.)

5/25/07 Podcast

A Week of Sexy Suggestions...

• Special Jonny & Ava?
• J.R.& Amanda?
• Ryan & Greenlee?
• Krystal & Derek Frye? (Well, not yet.)

So Hannah will be off the show soon, and New Greenlee is very much on. Why are TPTB getting it so very, very wrong? (And can Jonny and Ava make it right?) Your thoughts, here please.

5/18/07 Podcast

Say What??

• The love of Greenlee's life is Ryan?
• Blandie is Ryan's lifeline?
• Kendall cares just because?

What do TPTB take us for? As new writers come on board, revisionist history runs rampant. Tell us your "favorite" piece of All My Children revisionist history here. (And if you wanna take a shot at who Can't-Land-A-Manda should be with, we'll take that too.)

5/11/07 Podcast

All You Need is Love

• Josh makes love to Hannah (we think).
• Amamda needs someone to make love to her.
• Adam needs someone to love, period.
• Maura Jenny Charlotte Colby Chandler needs
  a cold compress.

It's the Pine Valley Podcast's one year anniversary! Help us celebrate (or ruminate) here. (And if you want to join us in Blandie-bashing/New Greenlee-hating/Ava-eyebrow-raising, feel free to do that, too.)

5/4/07 Podcast

I'm Coming Out!

• Zoë wants the world to know, and she let it show (courtesy of Erica and "New Beginnings").
• Krystal's got a gun - and she's really bad at using it.
• Alexander Sr. (finally) gets shot. (Just wake me up when he's dead, okay?)
• Greenlee's back - we just haven't seen her.

So, Zoë is gone and Greenlee is back. Have we seen enough of her to be dissing? Is it too early to tell if Miss Singh will take the "Diet" out of "Diet Greenlee?" You put the "post" in "post your thoughts" here.

4/27/07 Podcast

A Baby is Stolen in Pine Valley!

• What the hell, people! I thought Megan McTavish got canned? Why the hell are we watching another stolen baby storyline??
• Colby takes lessons in "Carey" and adopts the Carey motto (and name).
• Binks and Zoe engage in super-sexy and romantic... er, uh, estrogen pill swallowing.
• Breaking news: Blandie and Ryan have been recommended by the National Sleep Disorder Association as the fastest and safest way to fall asleep without drugs.

McTavish is out, and, by now, a new head writer is on his or her way in. (We hope.) Give them your favorite storylines (or at least ones that will make my heart sing) here.

4/20/07 Podcast

Baby Come Out, Please!

• Colby gives Krystal's baby a hand - literally.
• J.R. gives Babe a kiss.
• Bianca gives Zoë a geode.
• Julia gives Jamie restraints.
• Blandie gives viewers the creeps.

Snow cones at Blandie & Ryan's wedding? An oatmeal bath is the most romantic thing Ryan has ever done for her? (And we thought Terry was creepy!) Is it me? Let's get this done once and for all. All those in favor of 2007's "Breakout Couple of the Year," post your thoughts here. (We're willing to be swayed, but it better be good.)

4/13/07 Podcast

Janet and Adam Sitting in a Tree...

• Or an attic. Together. Alone. (Now that's hot.)
• Erica sends Barbara on a free boating trip.
• Special Lily pulls a fast one -- on Aidan's leg!
• Josh gets a new Ferrari, but loses Babe.
• It's official: Krystal is giving birth to an elephant. (Her belly got that
  big this week, people.)

Okay, so I'm biting off Superposter a bit this week, but I can't help it! I am truly grossed out by the possibility of Aidan and Ava hooking up. Leven Rambin is 16 years old, folks! Aidan Turner is 30! And even if that isn't statutory in some states, I'm still sick of teenage love affairs! I want to see two adults having sex! Amanda and Special Jonny are better as "friends" than "bed buddies?" Is this a soap opera? Am I in an alternate universe?? What the hell is going on?!?!?! Post your thoughts here.

4/6/07 Podcast

CSI: Special Lily!

• Escape from the looney-bin!
• Ethan's Mom is back!
• Josh tries out a third father.
• Annie says yes, moves a lot of Quaker Oats.
  

3/30/07 Podcast

"I'm Not Going!"

• And Krystal's telling Adam... she's not going! (And neither is Tad.)
• The lights go out in the Chandler Mansion, and Little Adam #3 disappears.
• Ryan tries to seduce Blandie by... twirling batons? Playing with a pink french poodle stuffed animal? (Geez, maybe I accidentally TiVo'd Sesame Street?)
• Zach and Myrtle snuggle. (Now that's s sexy.)
  

I'm still hoping for your thoughts on Bianca and Zoë. Feel free to go ahead and opine here.

3/23/07 Podcast

"Papa Can You Hear Me?"

• Krystal shares the news about Charlotte, and asks Adam to be the bady-daddy.
• Kendall (finally) tells her baby-daddy, Zach, that she's preggers.
• Ryan tells Annie that he can't be anyone's baby-daddy anymore.
• Zoë could potentially be a baby-daddy to Bianca, right?

All My Children is consistently breaking new ground. First, the first transgender storyline, then the first transgender kiss.... Can the first transgender baby-daddy far behind? Seriously, though - Bianca and Zoë? Not to be transgender-phobic (seriously), but is this a match we want to see played out? Check yourself before you wreck yourself here.

3/16/07 Podcast

Wake Me Up When It's Over...

• and Dixie is alive,
• Alex Cambias, Sr. is still dead,
• and "The Satin Slayer" is a Nancy Drew mystery that Lily is reading.

(Yawn.)

So it's really over... The "Satin Slayer" storyline has come to an end (at least, we hope). Now that McTavish is gone, what's a (new) head writer to do? We touched on it in the last poll, but it was so much fun, let's do it again! How do we get Dixie back? How do we undo the stupidity that was the result of McTavish's "Reign of Terror?" Show ABC Daytime what you've got here.

3/9/07 Podcast

"Gimme a F#$@ing Break!"

• Alex Cambias, Sr. kills his grandson's wife, Simone, because he has to teach Zach a lesson!
• Alex Cambias, Sr. kills Ryan Lavery's sister (the same guy he called his "true son") because he has to punish Zach for not being dead!
• Alex Cambias, Sr. comes back from the dead so that he can reunite Kendall with Ryan, her true love!

(I'm feeling nauseous just typing this.)

It's just really too bad that a certain "Wicked Witch of the West Side Highway at 66th Street" couldn't have had Dorothy's house land on her before this dumb-ass storyline was over. But hell, she's gone, and we here at the PVP are celebrating all the way to Munchkinland! Feel free to give that nasty Megan McTavish your parting toasts here.

3/2/07 Podcast

Babe is alive, and Alex Cambias, Sr. is the killer.

But we all already knew that. (Yawn.)

Rumor has it that a certain Pine Valley fave is coming back (although another actress may be playing her). Can our Ms. Greenlee really be replaced? ("Out with the old, in with the new" seems to be Julie Hanan Carruthers' favorite motto.) Thoughts, anyone? Put 'em here.

2/23/07 Podcast

My Achy-Breaky Heart

• Ms. Bobbie Eakes breaks our hearts, and seals her Emmy.
• Erica finally effs Jeff.
• It's bad enough that Ryan and Annie get vertical, but to do it on sacred ground?! Sacrilege!
• Janet, if you're gonna come over, you should probably call first.

Are spoilers a good thing or a bad thing? I mean, do we talk too much here on the PVP about what we know? Is our chatter ruining the show? Chatter on that here, please.

2/16/07 Podcast

Babe's Sudden Pain-in-the-Neck...

• ..and we're not just talking about J.R.
• "Janet-from-Another-Planet" really does have a clue. Literally.
• The Plot to Catch a Killer: the Satin Slayer meets up with Pine Valley's favorite baby-daddy, Ryan.
• Maggie leaves town. (Yeah, Maggie. Maggie Stone. You remember her, right? Binks' ex? Had a twin sister with a cooler haircut?)

Okay, let's get real here: the last time we had a murder mystery in Pine Valley, we had the most unsuspectable suspect turn out to be the killer. (Our beloved Tad, who killed the evil Dr. Madden.) Who will it be this time? More of your theories (or your spoilers) here, please.

2/2/07 Podcast


Janet puts the lotion in the basket. She does this whenever she's told or else she gets the hose again.

Death By Pancake

• Our beloved Dixie is dead. (Nothing else to talk about, really.)

I don't know about y'all, but I'm emotionally exhausted from all of this ridiculousness. If you have anything left in you to share, you can do so here.

2/2/07 Podcast

If Only Winifred Had Sprung for the Jif....

• What the hell is a bazillionaire doing purchasing Cool
  Valley brand peanut butter?!?
  
• Babe & Zoe and Annie & Ryan sleep together
  (and unfortunately, we do mean sleep).
• Truth-serum Zach spills all.
• Despite her shrinking waistline, Colby shows some growth.

Okay, so we're losing Dixie next week. Rumor has it we've got a few more losses on the way, and possibly a big (recast) gain. Are we gonna have to start watching Bold and the Beautiful? Air, spill, shriek... just do your thing here.

1/26/07 Podcast

"Look At All These Rumors Surrounding Me Every Day..."

• "My best friend said there's one out now about..." our beloved Cady McClain.
  
• Wardrobe adds 40 years to Erica Kane's age.
  
• Saint Babe encourages Zoë to come out and play.
• Maggie returns. (Yawn.)
  

Okay, we're all pissed/depressed/psychically wounded about our beloved Cady's impending departure. Tell that Brian Frons what you think here.

1/19/07 Podcast

"Go to the Light, Dani... Go to the Light!"

• Dani (almost) bites the dust. (If only she had drunk a little more of her Mr. Pibbs....)
  
• Jeff places his pursed lips adjacent to Erica's mouth.
• Zarf loses his cutlets.
• Babe is no competition for Erica, who defeats Babe handily in a game of "Snaps!"
  

Only two Women of Fusion are left! If one had to take the ol' dirt nap, who would you choose? Kendall or Babe? Take your pick here.

1/12/07 Podcast