- ..and we're not just talking about J.R.
- "Janet-from-Another-Planet" really does have a clue. Literally.
- The Plot to Catch a Killer: the Satin Slayer meets up with Pine Valley's favorite baby-daddy, Ryan.
- Maggie leaves town. (Yeah, Maggie. Maggie Stone. You remember her, right? Binks' ex? Had a twin sister with a cooler haircut?)
Janet puts the lotion in the basket. She does this whenever she's told or else she gets the hose again.