- What the hell, people! I thought Megan McTavish got canned? Why the hell are we watching another stolen baby storyline??
- Colby takes lessons in "Carey" and adopts the Carey motto (and name).
- Binks and Zoe engage in super-sexy and romantic... er, uh, estrogen pill swallowing.
- Breaking news: Blandie and Ryan have been recommended by the National Sleep Disorder Association as the fastest and safest way to fall asleep without drugs.
McTavish is out, and, by now, a new head writer is on his or her way in. (We hope.) Give them your favorite storylines (or at least ones that will make my heart sing) here.