- The teen scene is killing my AMC dreams, even with the arrival of Petey Cortlandt. How much more can we take??
- Richie is dead, and we really (really) miss him.
- Amanda and Josh might as well be dead.
- Jessie "dicks" out -- playing private detective and cop all rolled into one!
- Greenlee falls from her boat - maybe the richest girl in Pine Valley should upgrade her teeny ride.