- Kendall wakes up -- to a whole new Pine Valley!
- Reese gives her (bitchy) mom what-for -- and Jordan doesn't like it one bit!
- Erica throws a wedding shower, La Kane style.
- AMamDa contemplates the complexities of Roe vs. Wade.
- Krystal and David screw all over David's white couch after Tad throws that heifer out of his house.